Funniest Property Description of All-Time Belongs to this Tampa Bay Listing

The real estate market is BOOMING! However, that doesn't mean hard work isn't needed for the marketing of some properties. Please see the funniest property description I've ever seen! Kudos to Philippa Main, a Realtor in Tampa, FL. You can read the full descripton of the Zephyrhills listing here, and my favorite quotes are below!

• "Here it is, literally the worst house on the street!
• Have you ever watched HGTV and thought, "I could do that!"? If so, pack up your tape measure and start Googling how to identify a load-bearing wall because it's time to put your money where your mouth is!
• The roof leaks, the floor creaks, and there's a terrible draft, but this 3 bed, 1.5 bath home is very open concept. And by that we mean the inside is open to the outside because several of the windows are broken.

And if you're not interested in crying yourself to sleep every night while you rehab this home, might we suggest tearing it down and building a brand new one in its place? The neighbors would likely thank you.

• Now I know you've heard of a detached garage, but have you ever heard of a detached foundation?! Because that's what you'll find here in the large bonus room at the right of the home.
• And if you're looking for a house that screams "I've got bizarre and ominous energy!" then honey stop the car because you've found it right here
• If you need a place to stage your next post-apocalyptic zombie movie, this is it!
• And whether you like to turn up the heat or keep it cool, it won't matter here because there is no HVAC system."

Well played, Philippa.....well played! I bet this baby is as good as SOLD!